We're matchmakers. Real ones. We meet you, we meet them, and we put you at a table together on Thursday. You only pay if it works.
No app. No subscription. No monthly anything.
Go on. Swipe. See where it gets you.
Everything below happens before you owe us a dollar. Read it twice — this is the whole deal.
One fee. One time. Charged only after all three of these are true — not one, not two. All three.
With someone we introduced you to. Two dates is chemistry. Three is a decision.
Still seeing each other 90 days after the first date. We call you to confirm — you never chase us.
In your words, not ours. Until you say it, we owe you introductions and you owe us nothing.
Then it's $5,000 — once, ever. Not per month. Not per date. Not again if it ends, and never again on the next one. A matchmaker who bills you monthly gets paid to keep you single. We'd rather get paid for putting ourselves out of a job.
One of these is a slot machine with faces on it.
Rolodex is one matchmaker and one box of cards. Every person in it has sat across a table from me for ninety minutes. I know who they are when the waiter walks away.
I started this after watching everyone I know spend years on apps designed to keep them there. The math is simple: a subscription business needs you single. A success-fee business needs you gone. I picked the one that's honest.
So there's no app to download, no profile to optimize, no photos to agonize over. There's an interview, a file, and a phone call when I've got someone for you. If I don't have anyone this month, I'll tell you that instead of wasting your Thursday.
Fair warning: I turn most people down. Not because they're not good enough — because I can't match someone I don't understand, and some people won't tell me the truth in a room. Come ready to be honest.
Book the interviewTell us who you are. If it's a fit, a person calls you within a week. It costs nothing to find out.